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Our verdict

🧢 Captaincy: You gave the armband to a man whose last goal was scored when petrol was cheap. Bold strategy.

šŸŖ‘ The bench: Three players even their own managers couldn’t pick out of a line-up. That’s not depth, that’s a support group.

šŸ’ø That Ā£4.0 keeper: He’s not a ā€œbudget enablerā€. He’s a cry for help.